A senior couple we know went to breakfast at a
restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash
browns and toast for $1.99.
'Sounds good,' the wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars and
forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the
waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' the
wife asked incredulously.
'YES!!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then,' the wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' the wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T
MESS AROUND WITH SENIORS!!!
They’ve
been around the block more than once!
